Apple Fire

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! gather round to see the amazing fire knife! it slices it dices and it can even cut so hard and so fast that it set an ordinary apple a blaze! the possibilities with this knife are endless! you could entertain your friends, cut down a small tree, get rid of some unwanted family members or even use it help prepare a meal! this knife is not sold in stores! in fact... its so dangerous its not sold ANYWHERE!